Moo!
juda4u: wanna milk daddy
ima_kuddleslut0: are you a cow?
juda4u: want me too
ima_kuddleslut0: sure..ive never milked a cow before...all i know is you haveta pull the udders real strong like right?
juda4u: pump
juda4u: pump it slow
ima_kuddleslut0: how do you know this?>
ima_kuddleslut0: are you a farmer?
juda4u: ill pump it for u
juda4u: it will cum
juda4u: no
ima_kuddleslut0: giggles..i dont want cum..i want milk
Eating Disorders Are So Chic These Days
xxtupapixx: do you swallow?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: yes- but i vomit later- I'm bullimic
Is That the Only Kind They Make?
duke_cameron_crazy: i gotta question for ya
midnight_angel1025: Yeah?
duke_cameron_crazy: when u go to the doctor, what kinda panties u wear?
midnight_angel1025: The kind you put one leg in and then the other
She Should Have Took The Dare
d_rock_3600: truth or dare?
oral_pleazures: truth
d_rock_3600: what are your measurements?
oral_pleazures: like my penis you mean?
d_rock_3600: what?
d_rock_3600: aren't you a female?
oral_pleazures: i can pretend to be
Oh my God Becky, Look at her Butt
all_that_i_got_iz_u: i wanna be in ur ass
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wow- do you think you can fit? i mean i got a ghetto booty- but an entire person would be alot
Hard work? Hell No
allamerican_75: you like to get worked hard
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no, I'm kinda lazy
Not Quite What He Hoped For
amorg1: would you like to be in a online cyber 3 some?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: only if i get to fuck you in the ass
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: my cock is ready
amorg1: you m
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no, i am mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmm
amorg1: it says your f on your profile
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well no one would ever lie on their profile
You Be The Naughty Little Schoolboy
amouralba: hey girl,i have great roleplay 4 u
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: does it involve me teaching you how to spell for?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: or you?
Rah Rah Rah- Fuck Off Troll
blake_1_savage: I need a cheerleader
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is this a medical problem?
blake_1_savage: lol...yeah
blake_1_savage: do you cheer
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure sis boom bah get outtah my pm box.. three two one- before i get out my gun
Bad Memories
carguy219: ever been pregnant?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: geesh- you have to remind me of my 7th grade abortion?
Hey- I Don't Think CSNY is Touring This Summer
desert_storm_sixty_nine: are you the girl who wants to be sprawled out on the floor, her ass jutting high into the air while my rock hard cock pistons hungrily in and out of her sodden pussy, her ecstatic screams filling the room as my throbbing prick gets ready to fill her with my seed?
he_sido_una_chica_mala_mala: no i am the girl who wants to see that happen to you- except substitute sodden pussy for tight little asshole- and make the person with the cock David Crosby
Please Send Someone Else Your Therapist Bill
dragon_xca: do u wanna fuck?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: with your mind
dragon_xca: good lets do it
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: ok- tells you your mother hated you and all your relationships with women were based upon an evergrowing need to fuck you Father
Sammy the Troll Gravano
freakytexascouple69: have you really been a bad girl
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: nope, the FBI told me that was what i had to say cause I was in Witness Protection,
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wait! you aren't Johnny Big Mouth are you
I Think This Troll Worked for Enron
jax26m: You have been embezzling money for months from your technology firm. One night as you are copying information, the head of security shows up and catches you red-handed...
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wow- this happened to me- and i had to spend 8 months playing golf on a 9 Hole Course! it was terrible- there was not even a concierge
Get it, John=Toilet (Ha Ha Ha)
johnxx99_99: have you ever had sex in a kinky place?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: does inside the dishwasher count?
johnxx99_99: sure if that is possible?
johnxx99_99: i'm john, pleasure to meet you
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: ohhh you had sex in the toilet?
Think This One Might Be A Priest
l_j_3k: want a fuck baby???
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: what the hell are you a pedophile? a fuck baby! that is just sick!
Brrrrrrr
m_chicago4youngfem: location
m_chicago4youngfem: please
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: in a meat locker
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: thank you
m_chicago4youngfem: lol
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: you think it is funny to laugh? i am cold
A Little Asshole Play
madiab73: like to have a nice anal role play
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is that because playing with you would be like playing with an asshole?
My Wednesday at the A&P
masstar94: you need to have your wet little panties twisted around your neck while people in the crowd around you pull and stretch your nipples while I'm fucking your throat
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i already did that last Wednesday except the people were in a long line and they were holding groceries instead of pulling on my nipples and the panties were copies of the Naional Enquirer and they weren't around my neck, they were on the rack and they weren't wet- but otherwise it was totally identical
The Third Nipple Father Substitute
niceman12121: : princess, do you love daddy lots and lots?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no my daddy left me and mama in a trailer park when i was three and ever since then i have had to live by my wits and my third nipple
Finish This Sentence
operator01101: hey
operator01101: age
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is for horses
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is just a number
Awwww Look at the Little Bunnies
oralsx00: do you have cute feet?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: yes- they look like little fuzzy bunnies if i don't shave them
What is happening with the Kids these Days?
quarterbacknyc: *smiles* over as I notice the head cheerleader of my school in the bar
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wow- the cheerleaders at my High School always were in the bathroom, yanno vomiting- i thought it was an eating disorder but apparently it was the liquor
Ooooh Tell Me About That Storm System Over Ohio Al!
regulator_knight_2000 (11:22:51 PM): . ur a dorm room slut sorority girl trying to get with me in my dorm room...or 2. Classy hot sexy escort service girl( not a street hooker, but one that makes house calls)..or 3. a very slutty Victoria secret model/im the photographer or 4. we could play b/f and g/f and outside our place its normal, but inside our place, im ur master and ur my sex slave.......which would u like to roleplay?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (11:23:19 PM): 5. Al Roker and you are the weather
Why Thanks For Asking Troll!
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:25:56 PM): rocky69187: u wet and hungry
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: yes
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: do you have a blow dryer and a bagel?
Cock Fight
schoparn: you wanna help me be a bad bad boy with my cock??
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure- lets get your cock to fight- that is lillegal in most states
The Elusive Female Troll
slutty_wendy: lean over i wanna lick your ass
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well that seems a little forward- do you figure cause your name is in your ID that we have already been introduced?
A Really Nasty Trip to Your Public Beach
sour_point: looks at your white silky thighs in ur short skirts
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: looks at your flabby thighs and thinks you shouldn't wear speedos
Biblical Trolling
tiger5j: wanna get assreaped?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: you know what they say- you reap what you sow
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: which basically means a pig is gonna violate your ass
I Could Count Backwards from 10 At Midnight
tilted_brim16: do u like big hard white dicks?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: nah- I always thought Dick Clark was overrated
I Just Hate It When The Cops Interrupt My Trolling
xxtruemasterxx: waiting impatiently as you pass me by on a dark corner, i slowly creep behind you covering your face with a damp clothe. as you begin to fall to your knees, i drag you up by your hair and throw you into the backseat of my car. i than gaze upon your worthless little body and just think of all that will be done to it. you are now my slut, my whore, my slave. i turn forward and drive into the darkness.............................
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: luckily an off duty cop sees you- pulls you over- rescues me- i notice his bulging biceps as he pulls me out of the van we make mad passionate love while you wait in handcuffs in the back seat of the police car
Family Therapy
marky_marcz (03:48:27 AM) wana have some fam fun?
babe_in_green_lace (03:48:41 AM): ok...you be my dad and I'll be the pissed off daughter that you never spend time with because you're too busy running around with that twit half your age....I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU...I WISH YOU WERE DEAD
marky_marcz (03:49:20 AM): ok so shall we have fam fun baby
babe_in_green_lace (03:50:08 AM): I just did...thank you soooooooooooo much for letting me live out my fantasy...have a good night! (smiles)
With A Husband Like That...
w_osier: my wife is tied to my bed, need a woman to use her for their pleasure
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: ok- does the laundry, changes some diapers, vacuums, dusts and files the divorce papers
Just A Few Federal Regulations
traick: Come here little slut, I want you on your knees, crawling to me in submission. Come and serve me.........
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well are you paying for the stuff i have to serve you- cause I really have no cash to buy you things- and the Federal Government is gonna require you to pay me minimum wage
Caps Lock Fever
sforre396: HELLO WOULD YOU BE INTO A REAL GANGBANG
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: hello would you be into some lower case letters?
I am A Vertical Bigot
rayjo11: can you take a 8" and 11"
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well i usually date tall men
rayjo11: yes you never had a11"
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well it seemed to short to date a man who was less than a foot tall- it is a bigotry- i admit
Scratchy
premiumposition (02:05:22 PM): hey sexy
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (02:05:59 PM): i never thought hay was particularly sexy
premiumposition (02:06:18 PM): i bet you thing getting fuck in the hay is
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (02:06:31 PM): no- that seems itchy
Better than Clam Chowder
openmindforrenttx: have you had your recommended dosage of warm creamy cum sweetie?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is that a soup?
Bad Troll!
noisyneighbor7: nasty little bitch needs ass fucked
noisyneighbor7: get over here
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wow- what did your dog do?
noisyneighbor7: what will i let my dog do to u?... is the question~
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well what kinda dog is it?
noisyneighbor7: husky~i think he likes u
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: awwwwww is he cute?
noisyneighbor7: blue eyes
noisyneighbor7: come talk to me baby
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wow- your tune has changed- now you are begging?
noisyneighbor7: rub that little clit
noisyneighbor7: simple request
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: who is clit?
noisyneighbor7: thought u might need fucked
noisyneighbor7: never mind
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: who is mind?
I Am Such A Bad Worker!
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:04:09 AM): am i late again?
monroehs44 (10:04:34 AM): yes but thats ok
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:04:49 AM): no its not- i never get here on time!
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:05:05 AM): geesh I am saving you the trouble and firing myself
monroehs44 (10:05:10 AM): meet tom and paul
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:05:23 AM): are those my replacements?
monroehs44 (10:05:55 AM): yes teach them what you know
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:06:43 AM): ok- but i am warning you- i didn't really do much- ever since i had the twins
Low Tech Phone Sex
messiah_4 (12:46:42 PM): like phone sex?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (12:47:35 PM): no- i prefer tincans on a string
messiah_4 (12:47:50 PM): feel like cumming now?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (12:48:13 PM): if you are going- i feel like cumming
A Hot Little Fantasy
matty_150 (12:08:53 PM): what turns u on
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (12:09:41 PM): a light switch
matty_150 (12:09:55 PM): lol
matty_150 (12:09:59 PM):
matty_150 (12:10:04 PM): whats your hottest fantasy
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (12:10:13 PM): me in hell
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (12:10:17 PM): it is pretty hot
matty_150 (12:10:45 PM): that would warm me up
matty_150 (12:10:59 PM): do you have a come back for every line?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (12:12:03 PM): i don't do that much cocaine
Getting That Figure Back
long_n_hard_4_u_in_tx: u lil slut
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: why thank you no one has called me little since i had the twins
That Donkey Gets Around!
knarf_dano: Get your fucking slut ass over here you whore
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sends that trampy donkey over to you
It's A Long Story- but Lets Just Say- Alien Probe
klegleu: hello i am black and i have a huge cock
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sorry i only like my cocks Green
Whole Lotta Troll Messing Going On
kinetic_m (08:30:01 AM): hi slut
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:30:32 AM): hi asshole
kinetic_m (08:30:48 AM): im looking for a cum dump whore
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:31:15 AM): i'm looking for Elvis
kinetic_m (08:32:56 AM): ill be elvis if that turns u on
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:33:23 AM): will you be a hunka hunka burning shit? cause i'm into scat
I Love Board Games!
keysfbay: wanna play?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: oooh gets out the Trivial Pursuit game
All About Choices
jimbeam02909: Wanna help me cum baby? Ill let u watch
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: hmmmm watch you cum or scrape the grime out of my keyboard- no contest
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: grime it is
Braying Trolls
james_poole_the_10th (08:46:22 PM): *walks past you and grabs your really sweet tight young sexy ass*
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:46:37 PM): hands off the donkey!
Damn Brits
jakeofuk (08:00:00 PM): I'm English- wanna play?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:00:23 PM): I'm Irish you stole my land- so no
Gotta be an Early Bird to Catch the Troll
hot1mustang (01:14:29 AM): im mark, you like big black cock?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (01:14:53 AM): nope i like my roosters small and red- otherwise they wake me up too late
Cannibalism Mmmmmm
icanb_2_4_u: Hello I need some pussy
luvly_asian_girl: then go to the animal shelter
icanb_2_4_u: want you
luvly_asian_girl: you saying i live in an animal shelter?
icanb_2_4_u: no but you sure look good and I want to esat you
luvly_asian_girl: you want to esat me? won't that crush me?
icanb_2_4_u: eat you like eat your hot wet juicy pussy
luvly_asian_girl: eat me? fuck....is your last name Donner or what?
Wading In Troll Shit
coyote1213_2000: are you here for an appiontment miss
petulant_little_pouter: no, to flush the septic tank...got any waders?
coyote1213_2000: funny just asking
Lemme See The Ring!
lust_in_my_eyes_m: wanna be my nasty little slut?
oral_pleazures: only if we get married first
lust_in_my_eyes_m: too bad
Just Missed Em!
y1on2us: hi..r u feelin naughty?
oral_pleazures: no i'm feeling nasty, naughty just left
Methinks the Cows Are Smarter
can_ya_take_all_this_cock: hey
oral_pleazures: grows in a paddock and cows eat it
can_ya_take_all_this_cock: what the fuck does that mean?
oral_pleazures: what the fuck do you think it means?
can_ya_take_all_this_cock: um...grass
oral_pleazures: god i hope you're good looking, cause you're fucking
thick
Mind Before Pussy
blueeyedstalker: Ah, come on now. drop the wall, let me into your mind my love.
mistyeyeddancer: funny, most guys want into my pussy
mistyeyeddancer: that is a first
Ask and Ye Shall Be Answered
crash_over_ride_citrix: Any nude pics?
mistyeyeddancer: have one of my brother when he was two months old in the sink, being given a bath
Chocolate Rolls
boyseekingfun: u a nurse or need a doc?
petulant_little_pouter: yes, i have this raging case of crabs that just won't quit
boyseekingfun: come in
boyseekingfun: a little massage will do
boyseekingfun: what r u wearing?
petulant_little_pouter: some tighfitting sweat pants, that accentuate my rolls, and are covered in drips of chocolate ice cream
Leggo Mah Leg!
allstar19us: hi
petulant_little_pouter: have you seen my prosthetic leg?? i seem to have misplaced it
allstar19us: i think so
petulant_little_pouter: well, where is it, damn it?!?!? i've been hopping around here for hours!!
allstar19us: it in my officw
allstar19us: office
petulant_little_pouter: what the hell is it doing in there, you sicko?!?
allstar19us: getting ur leg
allstar19us: i had to fix it up
Pezzifile
ryan20002ca: hi
petulant_little_pouter: you know where i can score some Pez???
petulant_little_pouter: i'm dying here, my regular supplier is outta town
ryan20002ca: i can get you some
ryan20002ca: but we need to do a physical
petulant_little_pouter: for PEZ?!?!? what kinda wacko doctor are you?
petulant_little_pouter: i just need some of the pink ones to get me through til monday
petulant_little_pouter: and a few purple's
ryan20002ca: how about you come into my office
petulant_little_pouter: i'm being watched...i can't...just gimme the stuff man
petulant_little_pouter: look, i'll just lay my popeye Pez dispenser here, and if some Pez find their way into it, so be it
petulant_little_pouter: OK?!?!?!?!
ryan20002ca: ok..i hand off the pills
petulant_little_pouter: SCORE!!!
petulant_little_pouter: <takes off into the alley to get her fix>
Playing Doctor
salem179: hey honey
salem179: do you want to play doctor?
petulant_little_pouter: yeah, you be the guy dying from lymphoma, and i'll be Kevorkian
salem179: wow, you are so charming
petulant_little_pouter: i try...these new antidepressants are really helping my hostility level
salem179: keep taking them because they aren't working
petulant_little_pouter: well, at least the number of severed heads in my pool has decreased
salem179: well at least you are improving
petulant_little_pouter: as i said, i try...ready for that role play now?
petulant_little_pouter: you'll just feel a little stick from the IV
salem179: ok
salem179: what do you have in mind
petulant_little_pouter: just a little IV that will ease your pain, and mine
petulant_little_pouter: it'll just feel like you're going to sleep...
salem179: ok
salem179: falling asleep
petulant_little_pouter: <checking pulse...there is none> another good day at the office! <calls the morgue>
salem179: wow very sexual
petulant_little_pouter: you're dead...not allowed to talk
Jonesing for Some Troll Torture
matt_frazer2000: hi
Vel: not yet but im waiting for my dealer
Vel: did he send you
Vel: looks around fidgetting
matt_frazer2000: send?
matt_frazer2000: dont know what mean
Vel: sniffles cummon man you got some stuff??
Vel: You a cop?
matt_frazer2000: no dont have what u need goodbye
Vel: scratches and picks at my arms
Vel: cummon man help a sistah out
matt_frazer2000: later
Please Don't Leave A Message at the Tone
rjstar: i've tried to reach you you many times, lets talk
oral_pleazures: i'm sorry, i changed my number so people like you couldn't fucking annoy me.....click.....beeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Hey if you are gonna be a pervert- be willing to go all the way!
zdion01: want to be in a gangbnag at an adult bookstore?
luvly_asian_girl: naw, but how about a children's clothing department?
zdion01: lol...are you serious?
Marian the Librarian Never told me About This!
jayzftb18: can u give me some oral plezures
oral_pleazures: i can give you some, but i want them back.....it's a library thing
Minature Dick Golf
coachluvsgrls: well i think we need to use all those holes...
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: ok- there are 18- what is your handicap?
Levels of Servitude
its_master_to_u (08:43:58 AM): wanna be my nasty slave?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:44:25 AM): nah- a dirty servant maybe but not a nasty slave
You Say Tomato I Say Eyeball Stabbing
djfeeney2002 (08:31:23 PM): wanna cyber?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:31:55 PM): wanna have your eyeballs stabbed?
dj_feeney2002 (08:32:33 PM): erhhh no thanks
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (08:32:48 PM): well that would be my answer too
Tin Can Man
messiah_4: like phone?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no- i prefer tincans on a string
messiah_4: feel like cumming now?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: if you are going- i feel like cumming
Hermaphrodite Serbian
sxyguy152000: asl
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: 99/ unsure/ the Baltics
Aaaachoooooo!
big_sando: *walks upto her and bends down a little..offers her a big red rose..and kisses her cheeks softly* hey there! how r u?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: I am allergic to roses- sneeeeezes- snot covers your face- ohhhh sorry
Moving With Trolls
the_hollow_0123: u wanan ufuck
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is that like UHaul?
Jungle Fever!
stoneham1: are you openminded?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: I like to keep my skull over my mind!
stoneham1: want to try something wild?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: like a Safari?
Weather Forecast
iloveyoungsluts (09:37:56 PM): are you feeling slutty today?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (09:38:41 PM): i am actually feeling trampy with an undercurrent of whory- but good luck!
Mmmm Tasty
bloom70 (1:23:21 AM): wanna eat my cock?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (01:23:43 AM): yes
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (01:23:46 AM): eats your cock
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (01:23:47 AM): mmmm
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (01:23:51 AM): needs salt
bloom70 (01:23:56 AM): right on
bloom70 (01:24:07 AM): maybe a little mayo too
Its all a Matter of Degree
getyousodirty: I'm prowling for a wild hot chic who wants to be XXXtra slutty
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: oh- too bad i only wanna be XXtra slutty- but good luck!
Deal With Trolls through the Law
dave0005 (11:59:16 PM): I come up behind you grab you and cover your mouth
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (12:00:17 PM): I kick you in the balls and call the cops, we go through a long period of litigation in which my convincing testimony puts you behind bars. Your cellmate Bubba comes up behind you grabs you and covers your mouth
Wanna Know What Happens If You Kiss Me?
ny_marc_33: does it turn you on when a guy cums on your face?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no it turns me into a frog
Wet Kitties
cuddlycutie69babe: hey bicth i love to lick pussy
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: poor cats!
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: don't they get all wet?
Stroking to the Oldies
pete_panuk (12:02:10 PM): hi, do you like to hear guys cummin for you ??
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (12:02:27 PM): no i like to hear them cumming for Richard Simmons
Barnyard Brothel
baffle42 (11:14:33 AM): areyou a bad girl
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (11:15:12 AM): no- but don't tell the bad girl commission- please-- ok?
baffle42 (11:15:26 AM): you have a cam
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (11:16:06 AM): yes turns it on- shows you Roseanne and a Donkey
Grabs Ya!
mojorising1in: hi slut cum to me now
ima_kuddleslut0: hows no grab ya?
ima_kuddleslut0: by tha balls?...yup thought so
Just to Explain This One- Rez Is A Guy and The Number Was To Papa Johns
k_man_usa2001: hey
rez595: hello... do i know you?
k_man_usa2001: yes if u are a woman
rez595: grins... oh i remember you now
rez595:
k_man_usa2001: u do huh?
rez595: mmmhmmm... remembers some very big things
about you
k_man_usa2001: yeah, thats me
k_man_usa2001: what r u wearing
rez595: mmmmm... at home or online?
k_man_usa2001: online
k_man_usa2001: and then at home
rez595: ooh... okay baby...
rez595: right now i'm sitting in the room... a loose,
pleated plaid skirt stretched out neatly across my
thighs... my lower legs covered by thin white, knee
high socks... and up top, i'm wearing a stretchy,
soft, white sweater, showing a little bit of my
middrift... and below that... a white silk thong and
matching bra
rez595: and at home... only the last two things
rez595: now what about you baby... just tell me what
you're wearing at home
rez595: you still with me baby?
k_man_usa2001: i am sitting here, with my cop uniform
on, the whole nine yards, the gins and all, but in
reality just my black silk boxers and one really big
gun
rez595: mmmm... you been playing with that gun tonight
to make it nice and hard already?
k_man_usa2001: yeah i have been waiting for u, but u
were a little late, so i started without u
rez595: i love a guy who will play with his shaft for
me... will you squeeze it for me in real life while i
play with my nipples?
k_man_usa2001: yes, but i wanna twist those sexy
nipples of yours, and make them nice and erect and
then fuck your tits firstwhile i sit on you and use my
fingers to tease your love mound
rez595: oh god baby... oh yessss... i can feel my
little cunt starting to throb over and over as i sit
here thinking about how good that'd feel right now...
i'm so fucking horny baby
k_man_usa2001: well then maybe i can kiss your tits,
slowly work my way down, and get to your nice sexy
pussy area and let the coldness of my piercing and the
warmth of my breath make u drool all over my face
while i lick it off , every bit of it
rez595: mmmmmm... baby... my hands reaching out for
your cock... fingers fumbling over it... trying to
grasp it as you lick at my cunt... mmm.... shit
yesss... lick my pussy baby... lick it
rez595: baby are you here? pleaseeee...
rez595: oh god... don't leave me so worked up
k_man_usa2001: i am not gonna leave even if you want
me to
k_man_usa2001: not until i fuck u and make u cum hard
rez595: yesss... baby i need to cummm... i want to
cummm... do you need to cum baby?
k_man_usa2001: yeah hard
k_man_usa2001: i want u to lick it all up
rez595: will you cum for me in r/l if i cum for you?
k_man_usa2001: tie u up and tuen u around, and tear
your bra and panties off
rez595: i need you to cummm... i need that hot sticky
cummmm...
rez595: baby, will you cum for me in r/l?
k_man_usa2001: r/l?
rez595: real life
k_man_usa2001: anywhere u want me to
k_man_usa2001: where do u want me to cum, on u , in u,
in your mouth, on your stomach
k_man_usa2001: in your ass, on your ass
rez595: mmm.... baby i want to hear you cummmm... want
to hear what it would sound like if you were cumming
all over my pretty face
k_man_usa2001: can i see that pretty face of yours
rez595: would you call me baby? i need it so bad
tonight... i need to fucking cum hard and scream for
someone...
rez595: where do you live baby? maybe you can see
it... i need to fucking cum so bad
k_man_usa2001: i can cum where ever u are
k_man_usa2001: u sound so sexy
k_man_usa2001: i want u
k_man_usa2001: right now
rez595: i'm in illinois... are you near there?
rez595: (god i hope you are... i need a hard cock so
badly)
k_man_usa2001: would u let me fuck u if i was
rez595: yes baby... oh god yesss...
k_man_usa2001: whats your address
k_man_usa2001: do u wanna see a pic of me
rez595: baby, can we do this over the phone? i want to
hear your voice... i want to hear you squeezing your
cock
rez595: and yesssss... i'd love to see a pic
rez595: baby... please can you call me? my cunt is
aching so damn much
rez595: (the pic wasn't d/l-ing at all)
k_man_usa2001: whasts your number
rez595: mmmm... 217-351-7272... can you be stroking
for me when you call?
rez595: i want to hear a guy stroking so badly... my
name is Joanne
rez595: are you gonna call?
rez595: i'll log off if you'll call
rez595: (dial up)
k_man_usa2001: yeah
rez595: promise?
k_man_usa2001: yeah
rez595: let me hear you say it... "i am going to
call... and i'll be stroking when i do"
rez595: i want to hear you say that... it'll make my
cunt trickle wetness right down the folds
k_man_usa2001: u are wasting time
k_man_usa2001: i am getting rock hard
k_man_usa2001: and i need to cum
rez595: baby say it... pleaseeeeeeee... and i'll make
you cum so hard... i'll be such a good little slut for
you
rez595: you can fuck me however you want... just say
it please... please say it
k_man_usa2001: i wil be stroking myself when i call u
rez595: godddddd yesssss....
rez595: logging off now... gimme like 30 seconds and call
This One Made me Smule
fleshmuscle: mmmmm walking over n slowly caressing tht ass
wolfies_babe: mmmm...turning around and watching you pet the mule
fleshmuscle: slowly stroking letting you see
fleshmuscle: reaching out n pulling your hnd to me
wolfies_babe: (pulls my hand away because I'm afraid of mules) now, if it was a horse, it would be different....
fleshmuscle: mmmmm comes closer cause i know your interested
fleshmuscle: placing tht fist around this hard hot shaft
wolfies_babe: (watches, fascinated) I've never seen anyone get a mule off before....
fleshmuscle: lol
fleshmuscle: keep stroking baby n watch it
wolfies_babe: me? I'm not stroking it....I thought you were? OMG...who's in here with us??
fleshmuscle: well LOL whoever is just watch
fleshmuscle: might get a eye full
wolfies_babe: (puts on my goggles so I don't get an eye full)
fleshmuscle: better yet kneel dwn n get it all
wolfies_babe: why do I have to kneel? Make the mule kneel for you....
fleshmuscle: rather hve you on your hnds n knees n make you howl
wolfies_babe: I don't howl....It makes my throat hurt....
fleshmuscle: then just enjoy the ride
wolfies_babe: Are we going to ride the mule now? I'll have to ride side-saddle....being a woman and all
I'm A Barbie Girl In A Troll World
test303_2000: Hi ! Want to play...
luvly_asian_girl: sure, you have any Barbies?
test303_2000: yes I do. and I'd love to gangfuck you.
luvly_asian_girl: how come, your dog finally escaped?
Clown Role Play!
blackheart_taz: want a hard black cock to roleplay, pic on profile
Shueys_Curvy_Mermaid: ooo puts a clown suit ont eh hard balck cock and goes all Dom at it...Put the garbage out NOW!!
Treat Me to a Troll Torture!
jobe0321: Have you been a naughty little cunt, who needs to be put in her place?
petulant_little_pouter: no, but i once was a bad dog, who peed on the carpet. had to be spanked with a newspaper
jobe0321: Is that how you need to be treated young lady?
jobe0321: to have your little panties pull down to your ankles and spanked and humilated?
petulant_little_pouter: no, i need to be treated for psychotic delusions
jobe0321: huh?
A Real Gang Bang!
frank_sharp_here: hello there
mistyeyeddancer: where?? where???
frank_sharp_here: hows it going.... can i ask u a real personal question
mistyeyeddancer: it is just a facial twitch really,no big deal
frank_sharp_here: have u ever been in a gangbang 4-real
mistyeyeddancer: was in a 14 car pile up, in southern Ga, when the fog was soo thick you couldn't cut it with a knife, and let me tell you, it scared the PISS out of me
mistyeyeddancer: hence the facial twitch
